4) if you were in a fight to the death with your twelve year old self, who would look at the other and cry from shame first?
Well, I’m pretty sure younger me would because I hadn’t quite built up the MANGRIT yet. I would soon follow. And then die because obviously I didn’t die at 12 and I know how this goes.
5) you are given a button that, when pressed, will eradicate one candy from the face of the earth. what do you spare the human race from reluctantly eating on all subsequent halloweens?
CANDY CORN. I HATE CANDY CORN BUT I STUPIDLY GET IT EVERY YEAR.
14) if you could loop back time to one specific period or moment in your life, what would it be?
Uh, none, because fuck that shit, why would I want to be past me again.
17) what is the most memorable thing anyone has ever said to you?
"You know what a hand is? A fist full of THESE! *middle fingers*" - My Mother
28) what is the grossest thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Hmm… I once absentmindedly put a drumstick in my mouth during drumline practice. That was really dumb and gross because seriously it wasn’t even my stick I don’t know where that thing had been.
30) in your current phase of life are you more likely to be found reading a book or licking the wheels of a plastic truck
Definitely licking a plastic truck. What can I say, they’re delicious.
36) what is the best prank you have ever pulled on someone?
None? I haven’t really ever pranked anyone. I’m boring.
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things:This is like the hardest thing ever because I am so bad at favorites. I had to poll everyone around me as to what they thought my favorite things were. It was agreed that peanut butter and coffee were the proper answers.
Peanut butter: The first US patent for peanut butter was given out in 1884 to a Canadien. My house currently has four different kinds of peanut butter in it (natural creamy, chunky, local grown, and honey local grown).
Coffee: The coffee tree/plant thing is considered an evergreen. A cup of coffee made in a regular coffeemaker generally has more caffeine than a shot of espresso, unless you make really really weak coffee.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like: Yes this one is so much easier, I already know who I like romantically. One fact.
She does this adorable thing where she acts like she hates the things I love, and then she reveals that she also likes homestuck).
In the previous question, she was actually the only one around. xD
It is indeed part of the reason.
The other reason is adorableness.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK *shot*
Homestuck is a ridiculous webcomic written by this guy Andrew Hussie. It’s kind of based off/a parody of text based games and is pretty long (the last time I checked, it was ~4500 pages). These kids start playing a game that was programed to destroy the universe, and they’re trying to stop it.
Also, most of the webcomics I’ve read over the years have had pretty shoddy writing and plots, but jesus christ, homestuck. There are things that happen in the first few pages are relevant 2000 pages later. It’s crazy. It’s plotted out. It’s wonderful. It has good character writing, and I can’t bring myself to actually hate any of the characters because for the most part they all have reasonable motivations for things.
Anyway, if you think you want to read it, I’d give it a try. It starts off kinda slow but it picks up after a while.
note to self: do not become a japanese puppet master, you do not have the patience for that shit.
So I was really confused about who you were and why the fuck you’d be telling me about pictures of yourself, and then I realized you were Kathy.
Part of me is like, “you should be paying attention in class.”
The rest of me is like, “YESSSSS YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK ENOUGH TO READ IT IN CLASS!!!”
Broken a mirror?
Uhm. Hmm. No, I don’t think I have, actually. Like, not the glass part anyway. Which is kind of weird. I’ve broken like, handles off of hand mirrors before. But I don’t think that counts.
holy shit tumblr what the fuck i spent so long on this why did you make all of it go away goddammit
What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
That really depends on the individual. Like, I know people that were totally ready for sex at 15 (and I mean not just that they were having it but that they could handle it mentally and emotionally), but I really wasn’t ready for that. Everyone matures at different rates so slapping ages on things is kind of difficult.
Do you believe in the phrase, “Age is just a number?” Why or why not?
Well, technically it is? I mean, personally, I feel like a big age gap has the potential to both make it difficult for everyone to relate to everyone else and make it way too easy for the power balance to get shifted to one individual. Like, happy relationships are possible with age gaps (case in point, my best friend’s grandparents were eleven years apart and totally happy with each other), but I feel like the odds would not be stacked in your favor.
Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
Yes, seeing as I have been living 400 miles away from my girlfriend since last spring xD It just takes a little more effort since you can’t actually see them very often. Skype dates are only awkward the first few times.